everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this
This will always be one of my favourite posts.
You’re not the only one with special gifts.
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
When NPCs talk shit but the game won’t let you hurt them
I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD
I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
I wish there’s a tf2 update where it just consists of weapons made of other existing weapons
does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it
I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD