Semi-Sweet, Semicide.
Semi-Sweet, Semicide.

phukers:

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

jigsawtimes:

Submarine (2009)

You’re too good for me. You’re too good for anyone

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

image

i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
Most Black people aren't ready for their own history.
The Olmec Mayans?
Black Kings and Queens of North America during the Greco-Roman and Middle Age Period?
NOT READY FOR IT
Ancient Kemetic cities in Central and South America along with West Africa that go back more than 20,000 years?
NOT READY FOR IT
Maasai Warriors from what is now known as Tanzania who are the TRUE so called Pheonicians??
NOT READY FOR IT
Pre Dynastic Kemetic literature found near the ruins of Great Zimbabwe and the Mutapan Empire??
NOT READY FOR IT
The Imperial dominance of the Ugewelle Empire of ancient Nigeria that dates back to 6000 BC
NOT READY FOR IT
60 Pre-Colonial Kemetic Counties in West Africa, that date back to the 12th Dynastic period of Egypt?
NOT READY FOR IT
18th Dynasty Egyptian tombs and artifacts in the Grand Canyon of North America???
NOT READY FOR IT
The Ethiopian Imperial Dominance of East Africa, South America, South Asia, and Southeast Asia that starts from Amenhotep and Queen Tiye in Peru/Bolivia extends to the Emperors of Naganadu in South India and then goes all the way up to the establishment of Angkor Watt in Cambodia????
Black people are TOTALLY not ready for all of that.
Most black people are not ready for their own history, and because of this, the majority of it must be reserved to the brothers and sisters who are.
gingerbrownies:

NEVER play Scrabble with a cat :(

gingerbrownies:

NEVER play Scrabble with a cat :(

lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

caraandlouie:

Steve Zissou from The Life Aquatic with Steve ZissouLouie Van PattenOil Stick on Panel24x19in
Original and prints on Etsy.

caraandlouie:

Steve Zissou from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Louie Van Patten
Oil Stick on Panel
24x19in

Original and prints on Etsy.