lol at my cousin in the last picture
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
“I don’t know why I do it. You know, dresses and wear lipstick. Gives me some sort of comfort. Some kind of satisfaction. And people call me a queer for it. Since I was eleven. But that’s alright. I’m not so new to ridicule. Out of all things, I hate rape and perversion. Rape the action, perversion the words. Maybe some people just don’t have a heart.”
I love him I love him I love him
Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
HR 2847 puts regulations on offshore banking tax loopholes. People who have lots of money believe that, because rich people and large companies NEED tax loopholes in order to feed their private planes…all of them will run screaming from America as soon as it’s enacted, thus destroying the entire American economy.
Actually they don’t believe this, they just want everyone to think that closing down their tax shelters will destroy the economy so we stop doing it.
The American economy does not depend on offshore tax shelters, we’re going to be fine.
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE
When I was in Ninth Grade, I won a thing.
That thing, in particular, was a thirty dollar Barnes & Noble gift certificate. I was still too young for a part-time job, so I didn’t have this kind of spending cash on me, ever. I felt like a god.
Drunk with power, I fancy-stepped…
reblog for easter