Semi-Sweet, Semicide.
Semi-Sweet, Semicide.

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

princessjubz:

prostitubes:

stalit:

dysphorism:

takeasneakpeak:

This is my weakness

this is everyone’s weakness 

unf

every time i see this i reblog it


I’m chubby so if someone did this to me it would be really weird. Like not at all sensual.

princessjubz:

prostitubes:

stalit:

dysphorism:

takeasneakpeak:

This is my weakness

this is everyone’s weakness 

unf

every time i see this i reblog it

I’m chubby so if someone did this to me it would be really weird. Like not at all sensual.

danthemedicman:

goals right here

danthemedicman:

goals right here

poisonightshade:

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

if ur partner has cut you off from other social outlets then your partner is being abusive and you have done nothing wrong. it is entirely the responsibility of ur abusive partner to face the consequences of their actions. 

stop victim blaming 2014

wannajoke:

The Walking Debt

wannajoke:

The Walking Debt

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent
White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker: Just English
My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker: Moo?
My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous fear submitted for deep dark fears.

deep-dark-fears:

An anonymous fear submitted for deep dark fears.

sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird