Semi-Sweet, Semicide.
Semi-Sweet, Semicide.

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
nitawhatyouneed:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

People too messy

nitawhatyouneed:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

People too messy

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

heyjoudie:

You’re not the only one with special gifts.

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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charles-lee-kenway:

When NPCs talk shit but the game won’t let you hurt them

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amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

pybun:

unicornsandbutane:

pybun:

I wish there’s a tf2 update where it just consists of weapons made of other existing weapons

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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD