Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
HR 2847 puts regulations on offshore banking tax loopholes. People who have lots of money believe that, because rich people and large companies NEED tax loopholes in order to feed their private planes…all of them will run screaming from America as soon as it’s enacted, thus destroying the entire American economy.
Actually they don’t believe this, they just want everyone to think that closing down their tax shelters will destroy the economy so we stop doing it.
The American economy does not depend on offshore tax shelters, we’re going to be fine.
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE
When I was in Ninth Grade, I won a thing.
That thing, in particular, was a thirty dollar Barnes & Noble gift certificate. I was still too young for a part-time job, so I didn’t have this kind of spending cash on me, ever. I felt like a god.
Drunk with power, I fancy-stepped…
reblog for easter
lupita is the best
Halite; Searles Lake, San Bernardino County, California
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
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