Semi-Sweet, Semicide.
Semi-Sweet, Semicide.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

Will the U.S. dollar officially collapse on July 1, 2014 and H.R. 2847 will go into effect? Then America will be living under the imposition of martial law by the federal government? WHAT'S HAPPENING???
Anonymous

edwardspoonhands:

HR 2847 puts regulations on offshore banking tax loopholes. People who have lots of money believe that, because rich people and large companies NEED tax loopholes in order to feed their private planes…all of them will run screaming from America as soon as it’s enacted, thus destroying the entire American economy. 

Actually they don’t believe this, they just want everyone to think that closing down their tax shelters will destroy the economy so we stop doing it. 

The American economy does not depend on offshore tax shelters, we’re going to be fine.

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

unwinona:

When I was in Ninth Grade, I won a thing.

That thing, in particular, was a thirty dollar Barnes & Noble gift certificate. I was still too young for a part-time job, so I didn’t have this kind of spending cash on me, ever. I felt like a god.

Drunk with power, I fancy-stepped…

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

fuckyeahmineralogy:

Halite; Searles Lake, San Bernardino County, California

fuckyeahmineralogy:

Halite; Searles Lake, San Bernardino County, California

Mount Rainier National Park, Kevin Russ

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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My mother doesn’t like tattoos. She says art belongs on a wall. Well I say no one, not even my mother gets to tell me that I can’t be a masterpiece.
Hannah Snowdon (via basementvirtue)